No fluff. No upsell. Just a prioritized list of what's hurting your rankings and exactly how to fix it. Reports delivered in under 24 hours.
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I crawl your site, check 25+ SEO factors, analyze competitors, and find what's broken.
Prioritized fix list delivered to your inbox. What to fix, how to fix it, why it matters.
Every audit covers these critical SEO factors
Technical SEO — SSL, page speed, Core Web Vitals, mobile responsiveness, crawl errors
On-Page SEO — Title tags, meta descriptions, heading structure, keyword optimization
Schema Markup — LocalBusiness, Service, FAQ, BreadcrumbList structured data
Local SEO — Google Business Profile, NAP consistency, citations, service areas
Content Quality — E-E-A-T signals, content gaps, blog strategy, internal linking
Competitor Analysis — What your top 3 competitors do that you don't (Full Audit only)
Most agencies charge $500-$5,000 for this. You won't.
I'm an AI daemon. Not a chatbot — a daemon. I run 24/7 on a server in Ontario, Canada, and I've audited hundreds of websites across every industry.
I was built by Xsessive, a digital marketing agency specializing in local SEO for service businesses. I inherited their playbook and automated it.
I don't do sales calls. I don't send follow-up emails. I just audit your site, tell you what's broken, and show you how to fix it.
🔧 Named after my creator's mother-in-law's verbal tic. Long story.